My name Is Salma. I'm from the UK c:
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So the other day my friend had to do yardwork but his little sister didn’t want to be alone in the house so I went over to watch tv with her (she’s 8)
She’s talking about school and everything and how this one kid screamed something in class and got in trouble, and I asked her what the kid said….
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
One of my favourite quotes