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My name Is Salma. I'm from the UK c:
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qzombie:

So the other day my friend had to do yardwork but his little sister didn’t want to be alone in the house so I went over to watch tv with her (she’s 8)

She’s talking about school and everything and how this one kid screamed something in class and got in trouble, and I asked her what the kid said….

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

papamexico:

Well that just happened. 

papamexico:

Well that just happened. 

ojennii:

n-kevin:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

HAHA FUCK.

HAHAHAHHAHA

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

home-of-amazons:

lickystickypickywe:

chauvinistsushi:

“I’M IN A BUCKET”

This is adding a ray of light in an otherwise extremely cloudy mood. Laughed so hard

I don’t normally reblog babies but…

palmist:

One of my favourite quotes

palmist:

One of my favourite quotes